Jump The Shark.

toebeens:

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

naturallytom:

hi can we normalize the idea of choosing not to drink

my bf doesnt drink for no reason and oooh the reactions to that are priceless

dankmemeuniversity:

you were born rich (this is important because rich people with poor family are a totally different story)

greencrook:

greencrook:

My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons.  

Three students sent me digimons I can’t fucking trust them with anything I give up